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Journal Entry: Fri May 16, 2008, 11:15 AM
  • Mood: High
It's wet. Dark and wet. The kind of weather that penetrates. Makes your skin feel itchy and oily. Dirty kind of, but real too. That's good. It's time for Cheers, Sam and Diane, Lorn Peterson, the Coach. Then, after he died, Woddy. I don't have a TV now, but that's OK, the shows in my mind are almost always better.

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Hell yeah, I rock! I own all of your sorry asses! All because of one solid reason: I have a job that I chose and it rocks.

Aha, I've got a job making comics, and at the end of the day, when all the pencils are inked, and the finishing touches put I feel good. I actually love work. What's your job, huh? And more importantly, do you love it? Because I sure love mine.

Aww, yeah. Basically it's like this, I get some stories, I turn one of those stories into a script, I make the comic before the deadline comes, the comic gets published, I get some fame and the process repeats. I got the job from some guy who is legit and that is why I rock. The comic is only going to be available here in Croatia so tough shit.

One more thing: I have no doubt many people on ''FUCKING JERK'' and ''Someone needs a hug'' thought I was a loser who is jelaous of Jack, but let me ask you this: Where is this loser, because I can't find him anywhere! All of those assholes can go fuck themselves!
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1. What is the first video game you played?

Captain Claw. Or Hugo. I still say it's Claw. Pirates rule.

2. On what did you play your first video game?

On a Windows 95 PC. Sweet 2-D goodness.

3. Which is the first video game you played that had blood?

Mortal Kombat 4, I think, on the Playstation!

FINISH THIS!

4. Which is the first console you owned?

I'm a Playstation loyalist.

5. What consoles do you own as of now?

A Playstation 2. What?! I didn't mooch my parents for a new console like you, plus-The Warriors is the only thing that makes the PS2 so great. Fuck everything non-Playstation!

6. Which consoles do you wish to own?

Playstation 3. And if not that, a PS One.

7. What is/are your favourite game(s)?

The Warriors, Full Throttle, GTA Vice City, Fable: The Lost Chapters, Condemned: Criminal Origins, The Suffering Prison is Hell, FFIX, Spider-Man 2

8. How many games do you own?

A lot. You didn't expect me to start counting them?

9. What game(s) do you wish to own?

GTA IV- fear the Balkans, for we will take over!

10. If your most favourite game of all time was signed by your ultimate hero and if someone threw the game in the trash intentionally, what would you do to them?

I'd attack them, duh!

11. What console from the past do you wish to own?

A Super Nintendo!

13. If you could make a game what genre would it be?

An RPG, if not an old-school fighting game.

14. WHat would your job be in the making of the game?

Lead character designer and story guy.

15. What game do you hate?

Final Fantasy XII.

16. Would you buy agame made by a Christian gaming company?

Aha.

17. What would you rather play, a survival-action-horror game or a survival-puzzle-horror game?

The first. Video games are made for killing not thinking.

18. If you were sucked into a video game and had a choice of 2 weapons what would they be?

A pump-action shotgun and gray magic(black and white magic combined).

19. What video game character do you find hot?

All the chicks from Rumble Rose.

20. And finally, tag a fellow gamer with the Tag of Forcefullness(-3 Will)

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  • Personal Quote: Oh, I'm fun in the coffee shop.-Carlin

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~DunkelFenrir:iconDunkelFenrir: 11 hours 46 minutes ago
thought just to pop by and say thanks for watching....it is nice to know some people enjoy my "art" and come to check now and then a bit more

...so thanks....very much
~TheM-Man:iconTheM-Man: 22 hours 46 minutes ago
Ne'a pro'lema, chicka.

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''Yeah, dis I know, eshole.''- Niko Bellić
~Shwampy:iconShwampy: 1 day 2 hours ago
e hvala za fav, drago mi je da ti se dopala slika :)

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Shwampy Production
~TheM-Man:iconTheM-Man: 4 days 13 hours ago
Čim stvorim nov' račun.

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''Yeah, dis I know, eshole.''- Niko Bellić
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~EmaTheVampire:iconEmaTheVampire: 4 days 15 hours agoComment hidden by Owner
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~TheM-Man:iconTheM-Man: 5 days 19 hours ago
''Why does a rancher fuck a sheep at the edge of a cliff? It's so the sheep will push back.''- Carlin

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''Yeah, dis I know, eshole.''- Niko Bellić
~DarthLestat:iconDarthLestat: 6 days 4 hours ago
have fun with that

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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible-Voltaire
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future
All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women-Voltaire
Clever tyrants are never punished- Voltaire
~TheM-Man:iconTheM-Man: 6 days 13 hours ago
No problem, Spanish dude.

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''Yeah, dis I know, eshole.''- Niko Bellić
~TheM-Man:iconTheM-Man: 6 days 13 hours ago
Nah, I'm partial to beastiality and I'm also a joker.

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''Yeah, dis I know, eshole.''- Niko Bellić
~DarthLestat:iconDarthLestat: 6 days 14 hours ago
ok that you will have to ahve on your own all tho metaphorically the cow could be santa and the bitch the toothfairy

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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible-Voltaire
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future
All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women-Voltaire
Clever tyrants are never punished- Voltaire
~Dumaker:iconDumaker: 6 days 15 hours ago Mood: Joy
hey hey hey many thanks for your watch and favs!!! :drunk: :boogie: :drunk:

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~TheM-Man:iconTheM-Man: 6 days 16 hours ago
OK, now that I finished that I'm going to have a three way with a cow and a bitch.

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''Yeah, dis I know, eshole.''- Niko Bellić
~DarthLestat:iconDarthLestat: 6 days 16 hours ago
hmmm maybe

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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible-Voltaire
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future
All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women-Voltaire
Clever tyrants are never punished- Voltaire
~TheM-Man:iconTheM-Man: 6 days 20 hours ago
Aha. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, Santa Claus called and asked if you wanted a three way with the tooth fairy.

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''Yeah, dis I know, eshole.''- Niko Bellić
~DarthLestat:iconDarthLestat: May 11, 2008, 2:02:01 PM
i am.

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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible-Voltaire
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future
All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women-Voltaire
Clever tyrants are never punished- Voltaire
~TheM-Man:iconTheM-Man: May 11, 2008, 1:36:59 PM
I'd like to be immortal.

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''Yeah, dis I know, eshole.''- Niko Bellić
~DarthLestat:iconDarthLestat: May 11, 2008, 12:52:52 PM
which is why i perefer to conquer death as opposed to life....live amongst teh immortals bathe in blood laugh at the weak and yearn for sin lust and all the pleasures of life

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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible-Voltaire
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future
All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women-Voltaire
Clever tyrants are never punished- Voltaire
~TheM-Man:iconTheM-Man: May 11, 2008, 12:30:54 PM
Yup.

The one things death proves is that it's stronger than life.

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''Yeah, dis I know, eshole.''- Niko Bellić
~DarthLestat:iconDarthLestat: May 11, 2008, 10:05:27 AM
and get fucked in the process. and then you die

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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible-Voltaire
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future
All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women-Voltaire
Clever tyrants are never punished- Voltaire
~TheM-Man:iconTheM-Man: May 11, 2008, 10:02:46 AM
Noooo, life's a bitch so you fuck it.

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''Yeah, dis I know, eshole.''- Niko Bellić
~DarthLestat:iconDarthLestat: May 11, 2008, 9:56:02 AM
aww. im sorry lifes a bitch and then you die.

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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible-Voltaire
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future
All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women-Voltaire
Clever tyrants are never punished- Voltaire
~TheM-Man:iconTheM-Man: May 11, 2008, 9:34:29 AM
I'm acting ignorant so I don't loose my cool and go shooting my mouth off to everyone, my life is already hard to manage without that.

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''Yeah, dis I know, eshole.''- Niko Bellić
~DarthLestat:iconDarthLestat: May 11, 2008, 9:09:34 AM
nice to see you arent entirely ignorant

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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible-Voltaire
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future
All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women-Voltaire
Clever tyrants are never punished- Voltaire
~TheM-Man:iconTheM-Man: May 11, 2008, 8:09:55 AM
Ah, something like me waiting for you to comment on a piece of mine so we can start going back and forth on how ''stupid'' I am and how douchebaggy you are.

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''Yeah, dis I know, eshole.''- Niko Bellić